Kit and Michael: The Proffoundities of Odditties

Normally I don’t post my trollfics here, but I figured I’m advertising Jentry Chau anyways

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Kit died in his sacrifice, but he got alived again. He wet to his house to make a new skin, then went to school. Michael was very surprised, he spit his watermelon filled with chicken he was eating.

“Kit!?” he asked, “How are you alive.”

“I am alive…. for my love for YOU!”

The two kissed passionately, and everyone clapped. Except Jentry Chau, that bitch, who walked in on them!

“Michaer!” she said angrily like a constipated buffalo, “Why ale you cheating on me!?”

“Jentry, we are no longer compatible. Kit and I must move on from you.”

Jentry got very MAD, her hair got on fire and lizards crawled out of her innermost sanctum.

“You won’t even rove him when he shows his tlue folm!” she cackled evilly.

“No, I saw his real self, remember?” Michael rebutted.

“Michael, my love, let’s let this bitch ruminate on her failures like the cow she is” Kit said wisesly.

Everyone “oh”’d at that, making Jentry very MAD. She threw a fire ball, but it defleted against a mirror and it burned her!

“Herp someone douse this file!” she cried, but no one came because she was a bitch.

And so Kit and Michael lived happily ever after while Jentry went to Naraka for ten thousand million years, then to Avici for the rest of eternity.

The end.